Meravellós, fantàstic, divertit i espurnejant documental en el que, a l'alçada dels Grans Monty Phyton, TeleMadrid fa una paròdia de com de tristes poden arribar a ser les mentides que des del seu estat es vessen sobre Catalunya i la seva cultura.

La seriosa paròdia no dona lloc a l'equívoc en cap moment, es nota que ho diuen tot emprant un sarcasme demolidor, però manté el pols i no cau en l'error d'introduïr riures de llauna, ni escenes vulgarment còmiques.

Us convido a veure-la i riure tant com jo ho vaig fer, sense vergonya, sense por a ser escoltat, els de TeleMadrid han fet una feina increïble, i els catalans n'estarem agraïts sempre més pel favor que fa al país el descrèdit d'aquells que el volen enfonsar.

Pareu atenció en la cara i el posat del senyor que fa el pròleg, no parareu de riure en endavant .

A partir de mañana 16 de Febrero, se podrá disfrutar por un mes de la excelente obra de Irene Domínguez (Namtaru).

La exposición estará compuesta por 11 tomas que la artista realizó en su última visita, el pasado verano del 2.006, a Noruega, país de los Fiordos. El siguiente 17 de Marzo, la colección será trasladada a otro restaurante de la zona.

A continuación os damos detalle de fechas y lugares;

16 Febrero a 16 Marzo.

Bar-Restaurante CLAU DE FA, a dos minutos de la estación Sabadell Centre.

17 Marzo a 17 Abril.

Bar-Restaurante SURIPANTA, en C/ Sant Pere, 27.

Well.... once upon a time, there was a girl who had serious problems to not mess up a lot of things... and here you have the clear proof..

The Lentil Soup Tale

I usually always worked and studied since I was 16y.o.... and in adition I had very good marks at school!! I also had a boyfriend and, who the hell knows, I was a student's representative. But it doesn't mean that I'm smart, noooooooope! It was more about "charisma" I think... and well...What really happened is that I burned away all my intelligence in some 3 years, so now I'm quite a poodle-minded *lol*

So once, I was around a couple of weeks not working, and I studied in the afternoon, so I had all the morning free for me. What does it mean? I was in charge of cooking everyday for everybody. And one morning my mother gave me a call and she awoke me and asked me to cook a lentil soup. I had half of my brain asleep, and I began to do what my mother told me (such a nice girl! =) )

When I had all the ingredients into the pot, I sat down on the couch, just for a while... because I was sooooooooooooo tired.... and then, I closed my eyes, just to rest my eyelids a bit... Suddenly the phone rang!!! I jump out of the couch completely disoriented!!! WTF...¿?¿?¿?¿? It was my mom on the phone again;

- Hi Rakel... are you cooking what I told you?¿

-Yeeeeeeeeeeees, suuuuuuuuuuuuure!! *blinkingeyes+bigsmile*

- Are you sure?

-Yeeeeeeeeeees of course!!!

-Are you paying attention to the food on the fire?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿

-Yes mum!!! Of course I'm doing it!!

-Oh well... Paqui -Pagui is my aunt, she lives downstairs my parents- called me and she told me that she can smell something burning...

-Oh really?¿?¿ Well, it must be a neighbour, 'cause I'm taking care of the meal all the time.

By then I was just thinking "oh shit!!! not again! not again!!!!"... because it was the second time it happened the same week, and my father was really mad at me because of this... well, he was really fed up with me because I'm so so so so (or was?) absent-minded...

Just after hanging up I run to the kitchen!!! And when I looked into the pot, there was around 10 cms of black, completely carbonized substance impossible to identify on the bottom of the pot. I was just terrified, I had to make disappear the corpus delicti!!!

What to do?¿?¿?¿ I couldn't throw it away because they would realize about it!!! Then I decided to make it disappear throwing it away through the toilett (I KNOW!!! WHAT A BRIGHT IDEA!!!)

So I scratched the coal on the bottom of the pot, and I throw it all into the toilet... I flushed and... yes, of course... COMPLETE DISASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!! The coal was not disappearing, and instead of this, it worked as a plug and the level of water there inside begun to rise,... and to rise, and to rise... and it was getting closer and closer to the border of the toilet. Oh god!! I had a burnt meal and in adition a clogged up toilet...and soon a flood!!!!! I was quite sure that it was the last day of my short live *sick*

But sometimes I am in some sort of "luck"!! ^_^ And the water just stopped exactly at the border of the bowl!! I felt SO happy!!! I only had to wait a bit until the water seeps through the burnt shit and it will dissapear slowly...

And there u had me, standing in the toilet, looking into a flooded bowl. What a nice picture of myself But something went wrong... The water was there. It was not seeping through, not a litle bit... I checked the time, umh.... That water should hurry up, as I need time to clean the mess and cook a new lentil soup... And the water was there, still... I'm sure if water have had face... that water would have smiled at me!!!!!!!!!!

What to do...!!!!!!!!!!! The time was pressing and I was stucked in that situation!!! Then.... the divine inspiration!! I looked at my hands, first one, then the other... The pot and the ladle were still in my hands... I saw the pot.. then I sow the ladle... and I saw the pot, and the ladle....

NOTICE that I was young, unexperienced, half asleep and in a terrible desesperating situation!!!!

So yes, you are thinking right I just put the ladle into the bowl and put the burnt nasty shit into the pot again!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDD I only missed a stupid song or something while doing it "lee lo leeeeeeeeeeee lee lo leeeeeeeeeee" *lol* And then, yes, finally the water was seeping through!!!!!!!! I was so happy!! :_D

Then I only had to trhow away a spoonful of black shit and flush, over and over again until it all was away Then I cleaned and disinfected everything and cooked some new lentil soup.

Nobody never knew about it Well... until I told my mother one year ago or so... it happened more than 10 years ago and I'm not living anymore at my parents place so... they can't kill me

So well, would you like to come by to my place to dinner?¿ I could cook a nice lentil soup for you

Aquí podeu veure el meu aquari en temps real... bé, a menys que tingui la webcam ocupada.

Espero que us agradi

Be, després d'un temps de mandra, desídia, migracions accidentades i altres qüestions tornem a tenir la web amunt... o no tant amunt, potser només levitant, potser que doni errors, per això us demano que m'ho feu saber en AQUEST POST i em comenteu com més explícitament pogue el que falla, si usa fa mandra, doncs res.

No donaré detalls íntims de la migració, per a mi ja, els "step by step" son avorrits.

En fi, aquest post és també de prova, a veure què passa.

When I was studing at the secondary school I had a teacher who used to impress me a lot. She had studied the Medicine and Mathematics univesity courses. Teaching ought to had been really a strong vocation, otherwise with this two university courses who wonders what made her to preffer to be a secondary school teacher... Well... life enigmas!!!

So I remember one of the classes when she explained us how is proportionally the atom structure. She told us to imagine an orange in the middle of Catalonia Square (Plaça Catalunya). Then, we have the atom nucleus. Then she made us imagine the head of a needle spinning at high speed around the perimetre of the Square...

So yes!!! Precisely is what all you are thinking about. Matter is empty!!! What we see and touch is just force fields. We could say matter "nearly" doesn't exist, just energy.

This is really odd, isn't it??

Cuando iba al instituto tenía una profesora que me tenía realmente impresionada. Habia hecho la carrera de medicina y la de matemáticas. Realmente que esto de la docencia debía ser una fortísima vocación, sinó con estas dos carreras a saber que la movía a preferir ser profesora de instituto de F.P... En fin... enigmas de la vida!!!!

Pues recuerdo una de las clases que nos explicó como era proporcionalmente la estructura de un àtomo. Nos dijo que nos imaginásemos una naranja en medio de Plaça Catalunya. Así pues tendríamos el nucleo del átomo. Después nos hizo imaginar la cabeza de una aguja dando vueltas a toda velocidad por todo el perímetro de la Plaça...

Pues va a ser que sí!!! Precisamente es lo que estais pensando. La materia está vacía!!! Lo que vemos y tocamos son campos de fuerza. Podríamos decir que la materia "casi" no existe, solo la energía.

Verdad que és curioso??

Quan anava a l'institut tenia una professora que em tenia realment impressionada. Havia fet la carrera de medicina i la de matemàtiques. Ben bé que això de la docència havia de ser una fortíssima vocació, perque amb aquestes dues carreres ves a saber que la movia a preferir ser mestra d'institut d'F.P.... En fi... enigmes de la vida!!!!

Doncs recordo una de les classes on ens va explicar com era proporcionalment l'estructura d'un àtom. Ens va dir que ens imaginèssim una taronja enmig de Plaça Catalunya. Així doncs tindriem el nucli de l'àtom. Després ens va fer imaginar el cap d'una agulla donant voltes a tota velocitat per tot el perímetre de la Plaça...

Sí nois i noies!!! Precissament és el que esteu pensant. La matèria està buida!!! El que veiem i toquem són camps de força. Podriem dir que la matèria "casi" no existeix, només l'energia.

Oi que és curiós??

Salutacions!
En resposta a RakelFromHell us faig saber que ReDimoni presentarà el seu àlbum debut "The Onset Of Chaos" en concert el proper 24 de Febrer!

Detalls del bolo:

Data: 24 de Febrer de 2006
Sala: "Casal de Sarrià" c/ Eduardo Conde 22 (Barcelona)
Hora: 22h
Preu: 2.5 Euros (tirat!)
Cartell: ReDimoni + Ratzia

Comenceu a omplir de provisions el vostre refugi nuclear perque el Caos ja és aquí i les Set Plagues estan a punt de desencadenar-se!!

MetalHeart!