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¿Exótica?

Sat, 25 Aug 2007 11:57:48 -0700

¡No soy exótica! ¡¡Soy mexicana!!

— Gina

Que se la folli...

Tue, 08 May 2007 18:47:41 -0700

pel que a mi respecte: QUE SE LA FOLLI UN AUTOBÚS D'SPECIAL OLYMPICS

— Redimoni

Untar

Mon, 29 May 2006 09:10:32 -0700

-RakelFromHell: Qualsevol dia d'aquests t'unto de nutella :D~
-CarlesRedimoni: jo t'untaré amb crema catalana i farem una mona de pasqua

— RakelFromHell&CarlesRedimoni

tar.gz

Thu, 26 Jan 2006 07:41:55 -0800

Anem a un lloc on es menja molt be, però hi estarem tar.gz

— Marianitu per dir que a Ca la Tina hi estariem comprimits...

are, categórico

Tue, 06 Dec 2005 04:26:25 -0800

Jo no obvio, resumeixo.

— are parlant de la manera de posar padding a una CSS

Now is the fuckin' time

Mon, 05 Dec 2005 07:19:52 -0800

As your leader, I encourage you to -- from time to time and always in a respectful manner, and with the complete knowledge that my decision is final -- to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so. But allow me to convince you. And I will promise you, right here and now, no subject will be taboo...except the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or my American heritage as a negative is, I collect your fuckin head. Just like this fucker here. Now if any of you sonsabitches got anything else to say, now's the fuckin time.

— O'ren Ishi

Karate-Kid

Fri, 25 Nov 2005 15:33:33 -0800

Maltido seas... no eres fan de Karate-Kid!!!

— - Yubi (El Terror de las Nenas)

Ruedas

Wed, 23 Nov 2005 15:11:53 -0800

Además me paso el día conduciendo un camión, ya tengo demasiadas ruedas en mi vida.

— Pako Metal Zone.

irr e ind

Tue, 22 Nov 2005 03:52:45 -0800

Existe una diferencia entre irromplible e indestructible

— TuPrimo y Tomedo Face to Face

Soc pagano!

Fri, 18 Nov 2005 02:28:37 -0800

(11:20:12) Tomedo: soc pagano, faig festes amb dones nues, que es fan escarificacions als llavis vaginals per emplenar de sang rosada el meu calze de fusta amb el que ungeixo el meu cos a la llum de la lluna

— Tomedo of course

'Lo

Fri, 18 Nov 2005 02:24:05 -0800

'Lo, there do I see my father.
'Lo, there do I see my mother.
And my sister and my brother
'Lo, there do I see the line of my people
Back to the beginning.
'Lo, they do call to me.
They bid me take my place among them
In the halls of Valhalla
Where the brave may live forever.

— Viking Prayer

Adefesiu

Tue, 25 Oct 2005 14:52:43 -0700

És el teu adefèsiu i te'l folles tu.

— Tomedo (parlant de masturbar la Làmia).

xXx II

Tue, 25 Oct 2005 14:31:00 -0700

"...estaaaa bieeeennnn, bajare la musica...." ¬¬

— Xander Cage, ( a los 20 SWATS apuntandolo tras irrumpir en su fiesta)

Si tu vendes, yo compro

Tue, 25 Oct 2005 14:18:48 -0700

"...si tu vendes, yo compro..."

— Chris Peterson, para conquistar a una tipa.

Rampa

Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:50:15 -0700

Abre campooooooooooo!!!! Cabroooooon!!!!!! Que da txusta en el bigoooooooteeeeeeeee!!!!!

— Repe (Genital Grinder)